{"id":84,"date":"2015-01-26T04:37:59","date_gmt":"2015-01-26T04:37:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/elblogdedebbie.com\/?p=84"},"modified":"2015-01-26T04:37:59","modified_gmt":"2015-01-26T04:37:59","slug":"te-toca","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/elblogdedebbie.com\/?p=84","title":{"rendered":"Te Toca"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>En vacaciones pasa un concepto muy interesante entra pap\u00e1s y mam\u00e1s que se llama el &#8220;TE TOCA&#8221;.<br \/>\nFunciona as\u00ed:<br \/>\n-&#8220;Yo ya les di de desayunar, te toca.&#8221;<br \/>\n-&#8220;Yo ya nad\u00e9 con ellos, te toca.&#8221;<br \/>\n-&#8220;Tu ya dormiste 1 hora, te toca.&#8221;\u00a0<span class=\"text_exposed_show\"><br \/>\n-&#8220;Yo ya los llev\u00e9 al mar, te toca.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"text_exposed_show\">\n<p>La idea es lograr encontrar unos minutitos gloriosos para echar la hueva y suele acabar en pleitos porque aqu\u00ed entre nos, la verdad, la verdad, la verdad, es que SIEMPRE &#8220;le toca&#8221; m\u00e1s a las mam\u00e1s.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>En vacaciones pasa un concepto muy interesante entra pap\u00e1s y mam\u00e1s que se llama el &#8220;TE TOCA&#8221;. Funciona as\u00ed: -&#8220;Yo ya les di de desayunar, te toca.&#8221; -&#8220;Yo ya nad\u00e9 con ellos, te toca.&#8221; -&#8220;Tu ya dormiste 1 hora, te toca.&#8221;\u00a0 -&#8220;Yo ya los llev\u00e9 al mar, te toca.&#8221; La idea es lograr encontrar unos [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5Fcb4-1m","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/elblogdedebbie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/elblogdedebbie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/elblogdedebbie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/elblogdedebbie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/elblogdedebbie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=84"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/elblogdedebbie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":85,"href":"http:\/\/elblogdedebbie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84\/revisions\/85"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/elblogdedebbie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=84"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/elblogdedebbie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=84"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/elblogdedebbie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=84"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}